WHAT IS STRESS?

WHAT IS STRESS? When you ask a man this question he starts to say itz when you are realy tired from work..& you meet a heavy holdup on d road, finaly get home to a naggin wife/ girl friend...etcc.. To me thats not real stress... I think its when--- You give a lift to a beautiful girl{just to help her}, she faints inside your car and you take her to the hospital. Now that's stressful. But at the hospital, the doctor says she is pregnant & congratulates you that you are going to be a father. You say that you are not the father, but the girl says you are. This is getting very stressful. You request a DNA test to prove that you are not the father, but the girl says you are. This is getting extremely stressful. After the tests, the doctor says that you can't be the father because you are infertile. You are extremely stressed but relieved. On your way back home, you start remembering that you left a wife & 2 kids at home. You momentarily relieved & then you get like... 'Who the Hell is their father'? NOW THAT'S STRESS! Make your comments below -----------